Monday, May 08, 2006

Point form, because real updating is a challenge.

  • I went out to the country last night for my Aunt Cheryll's birthday. We played a rousing game of Trivial Pursuit, wherein I felt a drunken need to show off all of my film geekery by answering one question with, "No, no. While The Lost Boys WAS filmed in 1987, I believe the answer you're looking for is another 1987 film by the name of Dirty Dancing." But because I was slightly drunk this probably came out as "YOU'RE WILD! WILD!" in manner of Baby showcasing her beloved social retardation in the car, in that scene where her and Johnny Castle are driving to the lake to practice jumping.
  • My grandfather, whom I love dearly and don't see enough of, was sharing a story about how he's fairly certain there's a Black Widow living in the Retirement Village. He also referred to himself several times as a "chick magnet", especially since he has wheels. When my Aunt Cheryll attempted to forcefeed him several cherry tarts ("If you give them to him, he'll eat them, Jamie." "He's not a puppy, mom.") my Grandpa commented that he could give them to the ladies.
  • Mellers is here! Due to a heinous amount of busyness I've not had the chance to see her as much as I'd hoped. That should all be fixed after I'm finished editing my damn film / Ange's and mine rockumentary.
  • Brad and I are looking for an apartment together. We've spent summers here together, and so have managed to handle the whole "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT THE MILK OUT, YOU FUCKER. I WILL NOW BLUDGEON YOU WITH THIS YARD SALE BARGAIN ROLLING PIN I BOUGHT THIS MORNING." aspect of roommates. Plus I can get rides to work with him, which will aid in my ageless battle against the Public Transit System. Not anything against them, I would just rather get from Point A to Point B in less than seventeen hours.
  • That said, we still haven't found a place. But we're looking, Internet. We're looking. Unfortunately we need a place where we both have space (so as not to gouge each other's eyes out with shrimp forks of hostility and cageyness) and somewhere that's not a basement. After 9 years spent living in a basement, and 1 year upstairs with a giant window, one gets a bit of a taste for upper living. My giant bedroom window is like crack. When the spring air filters through the screen and fills the room I want to lift up my shirt sleeve and scream "JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS.

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posted by sarah, the pirate at 12:05 AM

4 Comments:

Anonymous Tom said...

Rooming with Brad is wise. Because the shrimp fork of hostility is inevitably followed by the butter knife of bitterness and the gravy ladle of regret....

May 8, 2006 4:26 PM  
Anonymous amy said...

lol

May 8, 2006 6:11 PM  
Blogger laura said...

wow, this is the first entry in a long time that didn't mention me. :)

May 9, 2006 4:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah the sweet sweet glow of sunshine, i couldnt agree more.
melissa

May 9, 2006 9:06 AM  

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ImageHi. My name is Sarah
and I live by the sea. I like pirates and vikings and my audio cassette tape player. I am 25 years old and pretty much covered in sand all the time. Also, I like cookies. My profile.

ImageHey Sarah, what are ye listening to?
Lots and lots o' stuff, like St. Germain's "So Flute" and "Ghosts" by Ladytron. I can't believe Robyn is out with new stuff and it doesn't make me want to show her love by jabbing rusted forks into my eyes. It's actually really catchy and kind of endearing. I have been looking up the songs from So You Think You Can Dance all year, too, because it's all awesome and at heart, I'm still a spandexed little dancer ready to punch Annie in the face and show Daddy Warbucks a thing or two about tap musicals.

ImageI'M READING:
Walking Dead:

    Frigging awesome. One of the best books about the Zombocalypse I've ever read (one of the only good books about the Zombpocalypse I've ever read). I think there's something about zombies that is so hard to construe via text ... I mean, honestly, you can only use the word "purtrid" so much, and the visual, awesome aid of comics really helps.

ImageI'M SEEING:
Quarantine, a movie that's kind of the equivalent to being on the Disney spinning teacup ride, except, also, there are RABID ZOMBIES ON BOARD. Honestly, I missed quite a bit of this movie because I spent a good portion of it with my head nestled into my boyfriend's armpit attempting not to vomit. The camera movement is, at times, insanely choppy and all over the place, and those of you prone to motion sickness, you might want to skip this one. I'd give it about 2 1/2 stars out of 5, because it's decent -- I'd even watch it again if I could keep the room from spinning.

ImageBOOK CLUB!:
The Kite Runner. I love this book. It wasn't necessarily a book I'd choose to read (these days I appear to be more interested in books geared towards teenage girls.), but I'm so glad I did. Beautiful writing. Next choice... I'm going to volunteer the Bell Jar because IT'S THE BEST BOOK EVER.