Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Still. Editing.

Maybe someday I will be finished.

But that time appears to be in the distant future, when dinosaurs have been genetically recreated by a bored billionaire bent on theme park domination and have been given free reign to roam the land, eating people.

What? Jurassic Park? I have no idea what that is, Internet.

Footnote: Dear Thunder Bay,

Please be a dear and stop switching your goddamn street names. Golf Links to Junot to Some Other Street Whose Name I Can't Even Recall? YOU HAD ME DRIVING AROUND FOR TWO HOURS TONIGHT.

TWO HOURS.

AND I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR 19 FUCKING YEARS, and yet, COULD I FIND BIRCHGROVE STREET? NO.

THAT IS TWO HOURS TAKEN AWAY FROM EDITING. Really, Thunder Bay, I have stuff to do that doesn't involve careening down side streets on a semi-flat tire cursing at pedestrians who don't know the real meaning of "right of way" ... aka, WHO HAS THE GIANT VEHICLE PERFECT FOR MAIMING?

Love,
Sarah

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posted by sarah, the pirate at 10:07 PM

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will said...: maiming is the best.; May 18, 2006 6:33 AM

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