Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Operation Misdeamor: A Story of Wanton Criminality and Nefarious Adventuring

This one night, Laura and I stole political signs off the lawns of the elderly. See, we know this guy named Paul Wolfe, except he is completely seperate from the Paul Wolfe that is running for Red River Warden... so stealing Paul Wolfe political signs and leaving them on the lawn of the other Paul Wolfe... that is pure comedy gold right there.

... and as such, should be illustrated in pencil crayon and written into the pages of my journal, photographed, uploaded and shared with the Internet.

part 1 : operation misdemeanor : a story of wanton criminal behaviour and nefarious adventuring

part 4 : visually accosted by old women doing midnight needlepoint

part 5 : nissan sentra's are not made for petty theft

If you pay any attention to the retard page numbering, it's totally off in the illustrations. But I have accepted that I can't properly count. Coming soon: I accept that I can't sing like Mariah Carey. ... maybe. I might not be ready.

Labels: Stories

posted by sarah, the pirate at 10:23 PM

12 Comments:

ioannis said...: I am speechless (i hope i spelled it right but i am soooo shocked)
PS 1 i should warn you that this is quite serious in Greece,so please do not visit during the election campaigns lol
PS 2 i absolutely loved the sketches and adored the idea.It was ideal lol; November 1, 2006 9:18 AM
Paul Wolfe said...: Thanx for the great story. I added a link to my site and copied the pictures. I especially liked the map.

I think I met the other Paul Wolfe once...I also got a call at home asking me to take one of his shifts. I declined...didn't need the cash...didn't know what he did.

I'm actually not trying to be the Warden of Red River- I just want to be on City Council :-) Wardens generally take care of crazy people or convicts...I actually think the people of Red River are quite sane and law-abiding...generally. All the best and have a good night!

Paul Wolfe---The Guy Who Owns the Signs.; November 1, 2006 7:41 PM
Joo said...: wow sarah you're now infamous with wanton petty crime and political leaders in thunder bay...

congrats!!!

loved the story :D; November 1, 2006 9:21 PM
Tom said...: What amazed me was not your flagrant disregard of the law but how, in the fourth panel, you were able to enlarge your hands to TEN TIMES THEIR NORMAL SIZE.; November 1, 2006 9:39 PM
laura said...: This post has been removed by a blog administrator.; November 2, 2006 5:58 AM
laura said...: see my feelings are almost hurt because it was my idea, and i was the one who ran out on paul wolfe (not the one who owns the signs) as a homewrecker, i am not. :)

then i realized that maybe i should not go about bragging about such things because....well....they make me seem like a loser which i am, but i don't need any help with that.

wow..check that, this is embrassing. luckily no one lives in red river and may not visit the website with the cartoon images of my bosum.; November 2, 2006 6:06 AM
Will said...: That's hilarious. In fact, it's hilarming. My favoritest part were definitely the cartoon bosoms. Sorry.; November 2, 2006 1:06 PM
Kev said...: This post has been removed by a blog administrator.; November 2, 2006 1:38 PM
laura said...: wow.

see what happens when i comment first thing in the morning?

i am an illiterate sign stealer.; November 2, 2006 2:12 PM
K said...: I wonder if this Paul Wolfe lives at home with his parents!; November 2, 2006 6:03 PM
Joo said...: i wonder what all the deleted posts were about!; November 2, 2006 7:59 PM
will said...: Word, Joo.
Word.; November 3, 2006 6:28 AM

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