Best Fucken Ever Banana Bread

This is not just any banana bread recipe. This is like, the banana bread that God would eat if he was all like, "Jesus, I am staaaarrrrvving." and Jesus was all, "HOLD ON. WAIT A MINUTE. HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU."

Anyways. My mom has been making Best Ever Banana Bread for years, so I took her recipe and just kind of added little extras to it. I totally suggest any and all of you make it for your nearest and dearest, or perhaps just for yourself, if you are a loaf-loving social reject, during this glorious holiday season. Better yet, cook some loaves or muffins, attach this recipe to it, and give it out as a present, or possibly as a donation for a church bake sale.

Those church ladies, they will fucken love the Best Fucken Ever Banana Bread.

Le Recipe:
(everything in italics is stuff I added on to the recipe. I am way too proud of my time spent on concocting this culinary marvel.)

1 cup butter or marjarine (you can substitute 1/4 cup marj + 3/4 applesauce)
2 cups sugar
3 cups mashed ripe bananas (roughly 6)
4 eggs, well beaten
2 1/2 cups flour
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp nutmeg
1 tsp allspice or whatever feels right. Don't be the retard who dumps half the container in. WE ALL LEARNED A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT DAY.
1 dash of cinnamon
1 cup of frozen blueberries
1 half cup of chocolate chips
1 cup frozen raspberries

1. Cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
2. Add the rest, mix it all in. Don't be shy.
3. Bake at 350 degrees for 55 minutes to an hour, may be slightly longer if you make loaves.

It makes two loaves, or one loaf and 12 muffins, or 24 muffins. You can also mix up the amounts of blueberries, raspberries and chocolate chips you put in.

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