Saturday, February 10, 2007

A night alone is an excuse to dance around the house singing made up showtunes.

Or, oh, no wait. I live with Sovereigns. We do this all the time.

Actually, it's been a pretty quiet day. I meandered around town for awhile, bought a yellow pad of paper and a new pen. Office supplies are exciting. When I was a kid, sometimes I'd go to work with my dad and raid the supply cupboard for highlighters, fineline pens, post-it notes and graph paper... just before eating my weight in the free Jolly Rancher candies on his secretary's desk.

There's a little stationery store down the street so I go in there sometimes so that I can clap my hands retardedly in between grabbing handfuls of Bic pens. It's not like there's a ton of shopping to be had in Masset, which is awesome for my bank balance, but it does mean that you have to squeeze every single bit of shopping related therapy that you can out of the purchase of some crayons and a pack of Mentos.

And now I am sitting around in my pajamas, watching zombie movies and eating Melissa's beautiful salad. It was my job, in regards to the salad, to peel and cut up the cucumbers but I don't really have the motor skills required to handle large produce. I spent a good five minutes gingerly hacking the poor vegetable apart before Melissa just kind of took it from my hands and miraculously salvaged it.

But enough of produce and thrilling stationery! I am excited mostly because Gen is coming down in a week! We are going to wander along the beach, possibly so she can pack her suitcase full of agates and pebbles and shells. Who needs clothes? A suitcase laden down with rocks wouldn't be like, that heavy. Many adventures and photographs shall ensue!

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posted by sarah, the pirate at 10:50 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to see the look on the cashier's face when you go into the stationary store and are delighted and enthralled by his/her stock. They probably think you're an eccentric secret shopper.

I get excited about pens, too. I don't know why. I get them for Christmas and I get a little warm tingle in my brain.

February 12, 2007 9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a night alone with peeled bananas..can be fun too....

February 14, 2007 1:58 PM  

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ImageHi. My name is Sarah
and I live by the sea. I like pirates and vikings and my audio cassette tape player. I am 25 years old and pretty much covered in sand all the time. Also, I like cookies. My profile.

ImageHey Sarah, what are ye listening to?
Lots and lots o' stuff, like St. Germain's "So Flute" and "Ghosts" by Ladytron. I can't believe Robyn is out with new stuff and it doesn't make me want to show her love by jabbing rusted forks into my eyes. It's actually really catchy and kind of endearing. I have been looking up the songs from So You Think You Can Dance all year, too, because it's all awesome and at heart, I'm still a spandexed little dancer ready to punch Annie in the face and show Daddy Warbucks a thing or two about tap musicals.

ImageI'M READING:
Walking Dead:

    Frigging awesome. One of the best books about the Zombocalypse I've ever read (one of the only good books about the Zombpocalypse I've ever read). I think there's something about zombies that is so hard to construe via text ... I mean, honestly, you can only use the word "purtrid" so much, and the visual, awesome aid of comics really helps.

ImageI'M SEEING:
Quarantine, a movie that's kind of the equivalent to being on the Disney spinning teacup ride, except, also, there are RABID ZOMBIES ON BOARD. Honestly, I missed quite a bit of this movie because I spent a good portion of it with my head nestled into my boyfriend's armpit attempting not to vomit. The camera movement is, at times, insanely choppy and all over the place, and those of you prone to motion sickness, you might want to skip this one. I'd give it about 2 1/2 stars out of 5, because it's decent -- I'd even watch it again if I could keep the room from spinning.

ImageBOOK CLUB!:
The Kite Runner. I love this book. It wasn't necessarily a book I'd choose to read (these days I appear to be more interested in books geared towards teenage girls.), but I'm so glad I did. Beautiful writing. Next choice... I'm going to volunteer the Bell Jar because IT'S THE BEST BOOK EVER.