The night my cousin Melissa picked my nose. Thanks Melissa! It was special.

So I finally got a new nose stud for my nose ring. I got the nose ring.... August of 2005, so I may be a little embarrassed about how much time it's taken me to switch that thing up, but yesterday, with a handy pair of pliers, her finger, and some magical nurse finesse, Melissa managed to exchange my blue bead ring with a tiny little silver flower.

Except I kind of went from giggling like a tard at the fact that Melissa had her digit wedged up my nostril, to closing my eyes and praying to Jesus that the ring didn't slip out and rip out my nostril. I am pretty sure I saw that in a movie once. I am guessing it's painful.

Also, because Melissa and I are super productive, we rearranged the living room! Melissa has awesome ideas because this whole place looks like, ten billion times better! The tv is up on the buffet, so it's almost like being in a theatre except nobody is dimming the lights for us and I can't smell the obscene body odor of the guy behind me. Just Melissa's body odor. Which is fine because she smells like RAINBOWS and UNICORNS.

It was great because this gave us a really superb set up to watch Brokeback Mountain yesterday.

Or at least to watch like, the first forty minutes and then get distracted by KITTENS!!!

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