Sunday, January 27, 2008

For the times you looked at a piece of toast and thought, I wish I could stamp something onto that:

Toast Stamper : Urban Outfitters


So far they just seem to have "I Love You" in stamp form, but I yearn for the day they provide stamps that say things like, "Toast by Sarah" or "I poisoned the orange juice".

I Love You Toast Stamper, Urban Outfitters.

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posted by sarah, the pirate at 7:08 PM

3 Comments:

Anonymous Tom said...

The real question is, do you want to TELL someone you've poisoned the orange juice?

You'd really have to serve the toast AFTER they drink the juice (and, of course, don't forget to flip on the video camera. You're going to want to capture every hilarious facial expression--from the initial shock to the last, lingering "aaaaaaaackkkk"). Comedy gold!

January 29, 2008 1:26 AM  
Anonymous Lindsay said...

Mr. and Mrs. Landon possess one in the image of the Virgin Mary.

Quite useful.

February 2, 2008 1:24 AM  
Blogger sarah, the pirate said...

That is quite useful! They could use it at fun bake sales at churches.

February 2, 2008 10:15 AM  

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