Monday, February 25, 2008

I hope I can still find this when I have children.

Otherwise I might decide to pick up a dirty stranger to babysit. Seriously, why not. They are affordable because I can pay for them in snackables.

Instructions for Baby Care.

Link from Dooce.

Labels: Adventures in Babysitting

posted by sarah, the pirate at 2:04 PM

2 Comments:

Tom said...: How do you find this stuff?

--Puzzled But Grateful; February 26, 2008 1:35 AM
Tom said...: Some potential source material from Flickr's "Stick Figures in Peril" pool:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ruthanddave/2291591100/in/pool-stickfiguresinperil

http://www.flickr.com/photos/northvan/2291506524/in/pool-stickfiguresinperil

This one is entirely baffling:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mstoll/1358928733/in/pool-stickfiguresinperil; February 27, 2008 12:30 AM

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