Friday, May 23, 2008

Oh no no no.

What the world is bringin' back for the fat girls: ANIMAL PRINT LEGGINGS. I just cannot fathom this. I would maybe wear this if someone paid me, immediately

after downing an entire keg, in which case I would likely don these WITHOUT A TOP ON, and then swing the girls around girls gone wild style, likely while screaming "SAVE THE ANIMALS" and gyrating a bit.

... Oh yeah. That's right. I've given this some thought. BUT STILL.

And while I'm on the subject, what the hell is this? It's like she's had a tracheotomy, and rather than sputum, her throat hole has just spewed forth a whole bunch of low quality tartan cloth.

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posted by sarah, the pirate at 4:08 AM

4 Comments:

Amy Nieto said...: yes! start on that mix cd NOW. I have about 3 months left. S ostart working on it now. lol

and yes TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT I DONT WANNA LET YOU... umm.. something something! BE MY LITTLE BABYYYYYYY; May 24, 2008 11:27 AM
futurecatlady said...: i prefer the cheetah print.; May 24, 2008 7:53 PM
sarah, the pirate said...: That Cheetah print is classy.

Neets, that CD is like, DONE. ... Except by "done", I mean... I've given it a lot of thought and will do it later. :); May 24, 2008 11:01 PM
warren said...: That's so hawt. If I see a lady wearing those, I would want her so bad. If there are also hoop earrings, then we're talking marriage material.

Warren; June 8, 2008 7:25 AM

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