Friday, May 09, 2008

There's always time to blog before washing the manure off your pants.

Sometimes I can't decide on whether or not Urban Outfitter's is cute and trendy, or unforgivably tacky. Evidence: Motel-inspired furniture. I cannot fathom why anyone would want furniture that is usually found placed next to dirty hookers and giant tubs of discount cocaine. From Urban Outfitters : motel furniture On the plus side, check out this wicked copy of The Neverending Story by Michael Ende. I'm going to be honest here, partly because I've had a lot of sun and a lot of ice cream and lying takes way too much energy, I don't really enjoy The Neverending Story. The first movie is borderline awesome, but the book, much like the film series, begins to totally peter out until midway through you can't even remember why you're reading it in the first place. Seriously, if it was between The Neverending Story and the packaging on a box of tampons for bathroom reading, I would be all over that the box of tampons like white on rice.

Still though, despite the above paragraph, it looks like a beautiful book. I have the same problem with The Wind In the Willows. They have gorgeous hardbound copies of that book, but I am about 99% certain Mr. Toad will never stop being creepy and vaguely nauseating, no matter how gold embossed the pages.

Last weekend I took photographs at a Victorian Rose Tea. Jamie came along as my photographer's assistant extraordinaire and held my cameras. My camera is still acting questionably, and somehow the 300mm lens got itself jammed onto my dad's camera, so I've been switching both of them up and hoping they hold out for a little while longer, at least until I can afford to buy a 40d .. which is on sale right now... hmmm. Saving would be a lot easier if I stopped buying crap like dollhouses and cake plates. And giant boxes of junior mints. It's never too early for Junior Mints. I like to enjoy them at 5:30 a.m., when I get up for work.

Getting up super early agrees with me. I'm no longer heading to bed at 8:30. Mostly. Next week we start work at 6 a.m., so I'll be rolling out of bed, tying back my hair, and heading out to wow the workplace with my early morning hotness. Sometimes, brushing your hair is optional.

I leave you all with a picture of the King and Queen of the Victorian Tea. They are adorable. I want to shrink them down and carry them around with me in my pocket.

may tea

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posted by sarah, the pirate at 4:24 PM

4 Comments:

Blogger Amy Nieto said...

UO is pretty tacky. Like the sex books they have.

May 11, 2008 8:03 PM  
Blogger The Contrarian Reviewer said...

I'm off to Urban Outfitters!

May 13, 2008 12:54 AM  
Anonymous your superfan laura-anne! said...

you know sarah, i think you need to review your link list. (ahem, move me up.)

i should at least be higher than tequila mockingbird. she has blogged like twice in the last three years.

just saying...happy may long.


and omg. one of these days, i am coming to vancouver to stalk out meg fowler.

May 16, 2008 7:10 PM  
Anonymous Elizabeth said...

Dirty hookers and giant tubs of discount cocaine sound like one hell of a party!

May 17, 2008 12:11 AM  

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ImageHi. My name is Sarah
and I live by the sea. I like pirates and vikings and my audio cassette tape player. I am 25 years old and pretty much covered in sand all the time. Also, I like cookies. My profile.

ImageHey Sarah, what are ye listening to?
Lots and lots o' stuff, like St. Germain's "So Flute" and "Ghosts" by Ladytron. I can't believe Robyn is out with new stuff and it doesn't make me want to show her love by jabbing rusted forks into my eyes. It's actually really catchy and kind of endearing. I have been looking up the songs from So You Think You Can Dance all year, too, because it's all awesome and at heart, I'm still a spandexed little dancer ready to punch Annie in the face and show Daddy Warbucks a thing or two about tap musicals.

ImageI'M READING:
Walking Dead:

    Frigging awesome. One of the best books about the Zombocalypse I've ever read (one of the only good books about the Zombpocalypse I've ever read). I think there's something about zombies that is so hard to construe via text ... I mean, honestly, you can only use the word "purtrid" so much, and the visual, awesome aid of comics really helps.

ImageI'M SEEING:
Quarantine, a movie that's kind of the equivalent to being on the Disney spinning teacup ride, except, also, there are RABID ZOMBIES ON BOARD. Honestly, I missed quite a bit of this movie because I spent a good portion of it with my head nestled into my boyfriend's armpit attempting not to vomit. The camera movement is, at times, insanely choppy and all over the place, and those of you prone to motion sickness, you might want to skip this one. I'd give it about 2 1/2 stars out of 5, because it's decent -- I'd even watch it again if I could keep the room from spinning.

ImageBOOK CLUB!:
The Kite Runner. I love this book. It wasn't necessarily a book I'd choose to read (these days I appear to be more interested in books geared towards teenage girls.), but I'm so glad I did. Beautiful writing. Next choice... I'm going to volunteer the Bell Jar because IT'S THE BEST BOOK EVER.